I know its nutty, but I loved this little fish. He was always happy with whatever little time I spent with him and would get very angry when I was too busy to have a little conversation during his breakfast. The weeks I was home with my Lasik Surgery recovery was the happiest I'd ever seen* him, he got to spend all day and night with me and he was so happy splashing around while I lay nearby sightless. He was given to me by some very thoughtful friends after I accidentally murdered my prior fish while trying to scoop him out of the water to clean his bowl the night before leaving to go hiking in Yellowstone for the week. I was heartbroken, of course. Fish funerals are sad, they deserve better than a toilet flush funeral. When I got home from Montana there was Ronald waiting for me. I named him after a little boy who was ahead of me in line after my plane was delayed for 8 hours returning home from Helena. His mother started every sentence with "Ronald". "Ronald, stop hitting your sister", "Ronald, stop kicking that old man's luggage", "Ronald, please pull your pants up, nice boys don't run around the airport naked".
This Ronald lived a whole 2 years almost to the day, which is pretty remarkable for a little blue fish.

"Seen", of course, being a relative term.
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